MAS vs SIN

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5Cs:
1. Car
2. Condo
3. Credit Card (Gold)
4. Cash
5. Career

The latest is 5Ks:
1. Kiasu (scared of losing)
2. Kiasee (scared of dying)
3. Kiabor (scared of wife)
4. Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
5. Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We have been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent:

Singapore
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House


Malaysian Telephone Service Providers:

012 - Maxis - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior System
013 - TM Touch - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change Handphones
016 - DiGi 1800 - Don't Invest in Garbage Instruments
019 - CELCOM - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages

My Diary

Thursday, December 22nd 2011

- Woke up @ 0900 hours

- Pest control person came

- A wild dog entered the house

- Wished my friends, "Congratulations!"

- Lunch downtown

- Savored grandma’s tangyuan

- Jogged five rounds around the park

- Had a salmon feast

- Watched ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ on pps.tv

- Blogged since a long long time