Being The Lord's Servant

Work willingly at whatever you do, as though you were working for the Lord rather than for people. Remember that the Lord will give you an inheritance as your reward, and that the Master you are serving is Christ.

Colossians 3:23-24 (New Living Translation)

Friday, December 30, 2011

MAS vs SIN

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5Cs:
1. Car
2. Condo
3. Credit Card (Gold)
4. Cash
5. Career

The latest is 5Ks:
1. Kiasu (scared of losing)
2. Kiasee (scared of dying)
3. Kiabor (scared of wife)
4. Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
5. Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We have been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent:

Singapore
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House


Malaysian Telephone Service Providers:

012 - Maxis - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior System
013 - TM Touch - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change Handphones
016 - DiGi 1800 - Don't Invest in Garbage Instruments
019 - CELCOM - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages
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